Kangas Quotes (December)

— Dana

Naomi: “It smells like chicken in here.” (What she said after she tooted.)

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Naomi: “I want a new pink Halloween bucket. That is all.” (What she told Santa this year.)

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Naomi: “We are hunting baby Jesus.” (We went to a live nativity and that is what she told the guide at the beginning of the journey.)

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Naomi: “Your pee looks like beer.” (What she said after looking at my pee in a cup at the doctor’s office.)

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Dana: “What are you doing?”
Naomi: “I’m trying to find a lot of money to pay my taxes.”

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Dana: “Do you think you can pull your pants up?”
Naomi: “No. I think it looks beautiful.”
Dana: “What does? Your butt crack?
Naomi: “Yes. It looks like a beautiful sunrise.”

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Naomi: “Doesn’t it feel so amazing to finally poop?”

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Naomi: “Pumpkin is the president of the whole world.” (Pumpkin is our cat.)

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Dana: “I’m so excited Naomi has a special shirt for Valentine’s Day, St Patrick’s Day, and a dress for Easter.”
Aaron: “Did you remember to get her the traditional sack cloth for Ash Wednesday?”

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