So… I heard one of the presidential candidates is pushing a “Fair Tax plan”. I gotta say, I’m for it. While they’re at it, they should tax Carnivals, Circuses (Circi?), and Festivals, too. Those ring toss guys, and the baseball-throw-knock-the-bottles-down guys: they’re making way too much. This would be an incentive for them to cheat fewer people, and make these things about what people really want more of: tasty fried fair food, animals you don’t see every day, and folks doing dangerous things for my amusement.