What would I do for a Klondike bar? Probably pay upwards of two U.S. dollars and fifty cents.
It’s not as though I really have to do much more than that, is it? I suppose there’s the responsibility of transporting it to my freezer if I don’t want to consume it immediately. And throwing away the wrapper in a responsible manner. But really, those are pretty small things to do for a Klondike bar.
So why is the jingle so pervasive and stuck in my head?