Poop Stinks

— Aaron

After I poop, sometimes I forget to pull up my pants until I’ve already stood up. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except the fact that my nose is not too far from where my butt just was. (I suppose it could get to be a big deal when I get old, and bending all the way over becomes difficult.) Anyway, that is where I was pooping. At that point, it doesn’t matter if I have already flushed, or sprayed some air freshener, or if the exhaust fan is on: it still stinks right where my butt was. At that point, what should you do? Walk away from the toilet with your pants around your ankles, and then bend down? Sit back down on the toilet? What would you do, to avoid the stink?

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