Shiny Bald Heads

— Aaron

Why are bald men’s heads shiny? Is it just that everyone’s scalps are shiny, but they’re usually covered with hair? Or do bald guys buff their heads?

I mean, my shoulder isn’t shiny, and it doesn’t have any real hair on it. Of course, I don’t buff it either.

Even when guys shave their heads, there is a certain level of shininess involved. Not so much as a man gone bald from the dreaded male pattern baldness, but then what can you expect from a head that’s all pokey?


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