— Aaron

Most engineers have to go through at least 5 or 6 years of schooling. They are tested, schooled and taught. Though they might lead boring lives, they are in general, smart, accomplished people.

Train engineers, on the other hand, aren’t much more skilled than semi-truck drivers. And they don’t even have to worry about steering! The track does all that for them. Train engineers are just trying to pilfer the name of “engineer” for themselves, when in all reality, they are nowhere near qualified to be called an engineer!

So what kind of engineer do you want to be? I want to be a train engineer. No training, no school, no problem. All I’ve gotta do is just sit up there and blow that whistle. Woo! Woo! Yeah, now that’s what I’m talking about.