Smurfberries

— Aaron

Were the smurfs vegetarian? It’s hard to imagine an all-berry-eating culture, a hunting smurf, or the creatures small enough to get hunted and eaten by a smurf. Although, Hefty Smurf seems like he might have made a decent hunter.

Of course, they do seem to be obsessed with smurfberries. But then, if I only ate one type of food, and the only responsibilities I had were keeping my mushroom house repaired, avoiding Gargamel, and gathering smurfberries, I suppose smurfberries might occupy quite a bit of my daily thought.

But, if they’re eating only berries, shouldn’t they constantly have horrible, horrible diarrhea?

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One thought on “Smurfberries

  1. Okay…I had to respond to this thought. The last three thoughts have been on fruit…are you trying to tell me something? What kind of a wife doesn’t let her husband eat fruit…

    And yes, I think those smurfs have a fruit fedish as well…

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