Kangas Quotes (January)

— Dana

Dana: “Why didn’t you go potty this morning?”
Naomi: “It’s because I’m a spy.”

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Naomi: “I am going to use this stick to hunt for food.”
Dana: “What kind of animal are you going to hunt?”
Naomi: “Hotdogs…and maybe marshmallows for dessert…and dinosaurs.”

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Naomi: “This is so cool…”
Dana: “What is cool, kiddo?”
Naomi: “You guys are loving me. I love you. And I love myself, too.”

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I wish I could catch this on video, but every time Naomi hears “spy” or “techno” music she will bust out a hilarious spy dance.

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Naomi: “Hey, daddy!!! Will you brush my back? It feels so wild…and like exercise.”

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Naomi: “I’m a fast poke today.”

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Aaron: (knocking on a closed bathroom door) “What are you doing in there?”
Naomi: “Ummm…I love you.”

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Looking at her pancake and sausage on her plate, Naomi exclaimed, “Ahhh…it’s my best friend.”

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Naomi: “Don’t come in my room. I’m doctoring Pumpkin’ up.”

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Naomi: “It tastes like hair and wood.”  (What she said this month when we had her taste a new food item.)

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Naomi: “Daddy, will you play with me? Mom is cranky, so she needs to go take a nap.”

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Naomi: “It’s easier for me if someone else does it.”

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Naomi: “Are there places with real princesses?”
Aaron: “England has a queen, prince and a princess.”
Naomi: “Are they mean? Are they ninjas?”

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Naomi: “Easter bunnies poop jelly beans and they potty orange juice.”

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Naomi: “It’s a pretend birthday party. Aren’t you proud of me?”

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Naomi: “I don’t need to go to bed right now. We just started a pretend party, so we need to stay up all night.”

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Naomi: “My pretend children made a surprise party for me. Isn’t that exciting?”

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When Naomi does something naughty and we are correcting her behavior, she always looks at us and says, “I won’t do it ever again.” She says it so often I’m beginning to think the words have lost all meaning.